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Baby Bella Maya GGPCH01BM Diaper Clutch Blue Moon – Large

Perfect for storing everything from diapers and wipes to moms essentials, the Diaper Clutch is the one accessory moms wont be able to live without- The handy mommy clip attaches to our 5-in-1 Diaper Tote Bag, organizing small items and allowing for easy grab and go convenience- With a liner approved by FDA standards and BPA Free fabric, the clutch is not only stylish and functional, but an environmentally friendly way of eliminating the use of plastic bags-Features- Locking mommy clip system easily attaches to a multitude of items- BPA free, lead free, phthalate free- Machine Washable- 100 polyester- Color – Blue Moon- Size – Large- Dimension – 10 x 8 in- SKU: RTL271549

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(Nouvelle édition avec photos renumérisées et quatre nouveaux chapitres). Ce récit de voyage illustré de 240 pages (et plus de 100 photos) s’intéresse à l’Etat d’Oaxaca (site de Monte Alban), la côte Pacifique et le pays maya du Chiapas et du Yucatan, jusqu’à la Riviera Maya de Tulum, terme de notre voyage. Que reste-t-il des Mayas ou encore des Zapotèques dans le Mexique contemporain? Le lien ancestral entre l’homme et la nature célébré autrefois par ces civilisations existe-t-il encore? Visitant en compagnie d’un ami différents sites emblématiques de ces civilisations, il était encore possible (en 1993) d’accéder à certains joyaux de l’art précolombien dans des conditions différentes: – descente dans la crypte du tombeau de Pacal à Palenque (aujourd’hui fermée au public), – excursion de 14km à pied vers le temple des peintures de Bonampak (aujourd’hui accès avec guide obligatoire via camionnette). – ascension des pyramides de Chichen Itza (aujourd’hui interdites d’accès suite à une bousculade mortelle), Les localités ou sites emblématiques suivants sont détaillés ici: – Monte Alban (site zapotèque) et Puerto Angel – San Cristobal de las Casas et les lacs de Montebello – Palenque (Chiapas), un site maya emblématique de la période Classique. – Bonampak, une expédition en pays maya – Yucatán (Uxmal et Chichen-Itza) – Riviera maya (Isla Mujeres et Tulum) Les nombreuses photos permettent de concrétiser les descriptions de sites qui jalonnent le récit, à lire en préambule de chaque visite de site précolombien pour s’imprégner des anecdotes ou des légendes du lieu. Il s’agit de la seconde partie du Voyage au Mexique, version illustrée, issue du Récit de voyage: le Mexique Précolombien (la première partie de la version illustrée s’appelle A la rencontre des Toltèques et des Aztèques ) L’auteur: Conférencier sur les Précolombiens (civilisation, art, écriture, calendriers), Noé Saint-Just est diplômé des Langues O’ (cultures des Amériques, langue Quechua) et a

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Girl Meets World Series Finale: How Did It All End for Riley and Maya?

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Emma Watson Hides Maya Angelou Books On The NYC Subway After Trump Win

Actress, U.N. Women Goodwill Ambassador and real-life Hermione Granger, Emma Watson tweeted Wednesday afternoon that her first post-election step would be to take Maya Angelou books to the New York City subway.

“Then,” she added, “I am going to fight even harder for all the things I believe in.”

Earlier this month, Watson ― who plays Belle in the upcoming “Beauty and the Beast” live-action reboot ― hid copies of Angelou’s Mom & Me & Mom on the London Underground as part of a campaign called Books on the Underground, to encourage commuters to read on the train. 

Mom & Me & Mom happens to be the November/December book selection for her feminist book club, Our Shared Shelf, which she launched early in 2016. It’s very likely that this Angelou book will also be tucked into corners of New York City subway cars, as they were in the London Underground.

Mom & Me & Mom, published in 2013, tells the story of Angelou’s relationship with her mother, Vivian Baxter ― sometimes stormy and long fractured, but ultimately reconciled. An examination of motherhood and daughterhood, as well as black families, it’s delivered, said a Washington Post review upon publication, with “Angelou’s trademark good humor and fierce optimism.”

For New York City voters devastated by the evaporation of a first female president, this honest but warm examination of matriarchal lineage may be a welcome salve.

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MAYA: Inventos Incre�bles Que Puedes Construir T� Mismo (Build It Yourself) (Spanish Edition)

MAYA: Inventos Incre�bles Que Puedes Construir T� Mismo (Build It Yourself) (Spanish Edition)


Revised in 2012 Maya: Amazing Inventions You Can Build Yourself introduces readers ages 9-12 to the world of the ancient Maya, the most advanced and mysterious civilization of the New World. From ceremonial masks to hieroglyphics, and calendars to musical instruments, Maya: Amazing Inventions You Can Build Yourself gives readers a chance to experience how the Maya lived, cooked, worshipped, entertained themselves, and interacted with their neighbors through hands on building projects that use common household supplies. Detailed step-by-step instructions for each project are combined with historical facts and anecdotes, biographies, and trivia. Together they give kids a first-hand look at daily life in ancient Mesoamerica.
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Mastering Autodesk Maya 2014

Mastering Autodesk Maya 2014


Hands-on intermediate-to-advanced coverage of the leading 3D software Autodesk Maya is the industry-leading 3D animation and effects software used in movies, visual effects, games, and other genres. If you already know the basics of Maya and are ready to elevate your skills, then this book is for you. Nearly 1,000 pages are packed with organized, professional, and valuable insight on the leading 3D application on the market, enabling you to unlock the software?s more complex features. Ideal as both a tutorial and study guide for the Autodesk Maya exam, this Autodesk Official Press book gets you up to speed on Maya?s latest features and expands your skills with advanced instruction on cloth, fur, and fluids. Features challenging tutorials and real-world scenarios from some of the leading professionals in the industry Provides you with valuable insight into the entire CG production pipeline Covers the very latest Maya 2014 tools and features, including updates to dynamics, Maya muscle, stereo cameras, assets, rendering with mental ray, and more Helps you gain proficiency in high-level techniques for film, television, game development, and more If you?ve been looking for a complete, professional quality Maya resource to turn to again and again, look no further than Mastering Autodesk Maya 2104.

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The Luck of the Maya

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About the story. ‘The Luck of the Mayaâ is an adventure with science fiction overtones and even a love interest. It takes place partly in the Petà n jungle of southern Mà xico, partly in Houston and Austin with side trips to Chicago and New York and occasionally Las Vegas. The story is told from the perspective of 2017 and set mostly in the late 1970s, the important target date is December 21, 2012-the end of the 5126 year long-count cycle of the ancient Mayan Calendar-when unusual things have been predicted to happen. There are Mayan Elders, gangsters, unpredictable hillbillies, an incredibly beautiful and highly trained Mayan operative, shrimp boats, treks through the jungle, death, and some weddings.

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Trend Lab Maya Dress Up Bib and 4 Pack Burp Cloth Set

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Perfect for going out, staying in and spitting up, the Trend Lab Maya Dress Up Bib and Burp Cloth Set will protect from every mess. Set contains one dress up bib and four burp cloths each with fun, modern prints on the front and soft terry on the back. Bib features a dot print on the top with a multi stripe print skirt in bubblegum pink, chocolate, caramel and white with chocolate jersey and satin detailing. Burp cloth patterns include: one stripe print in bubblegum pink, chocolate brown, caramel and white, one polka dot print in bubblegum pink and chocolate, one stripe print in bubblegum pink, chocolate brown and sky blue and one floral print in soft yellow, canary yellow, avocado, sky blue, lagoon blue, river blue, bubblegum and hot pink on a chocolate background. Bib measures 8.5 in x 14 in and burp cloths measure 13 in x 10 in. Coordinates with the Maya collection by Trend Lab.

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Watch Maya Rudolph Channel Beyonce and Oprah in Tulane University’s Commencement Address

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Maya Rudolph Sings Beyonce-Inspired National Anthem At Tulane Graduation

When you invite Maya Rudolph to be your commencement speaker, you can’t expect just a typical speech. Rudolph brought it out at Tulane University’s commencement on Saturday, giving a hysterically inspiring address before doing her own unique interpretation of the National Anthem.

“It really is a true honor to be with all of you as you begin this new phase of your life,” Rudolph told graduates, “as you embark on this exciting and challenging journey of being sober during the day.”

It was the first of many jokes throughout the speech, which included an Oprah imitation (“YOU get a diploma!”) and an extended explanation of her alleged procrastination to write the speech.

Rudolph talked about her telling her father — a Tulane grad — that she wanted to be on Saturday Night Live when she graduated from the University of California, Santa Cruz. She went through improv classes and learned the classic rule: to any situation, say “yes, and.”

“Say yes, and,” Rudolph said as advice to the graduates. “Create your own destiny. Hold onto your old friends. Kiss your mama. Admit what your dreams are. Don’t beat yourself up if you don’t know what you’re gonna do tomorrow, but work hard and don’t be lazy. And put away your damn iPhone once in a while.”

To end her speech, she asked graduates to stand. Taking advantage of her time on a mic in the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, she sang a ridiculous national anthem — with a bit of Beyonce mixed in.

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Maya Studio Projects

Maya Studio Projects


Use Maya to create realistic environments and props for digitalgames Weapons, vehicles, tools, buildings, trees, plants, walls, ceilings, and floors-these items may seem secondary to the gameenvironment, but they are integral parts of the game and they allneed to be created. Maya Studio Projects: Game Environments andProps is a step-by-step project guide to creating some of themost popular game art. Author Michael McKinley shares techniques for getting the mostout of Maya to create realistic, vivid, and compelling worlds andotherworldly props. Along the way, he provides notes and FYIs thatgive readers depth and breadth for bringing both reality andcreativity to their game art. A bonus DVD features step-by-stepvideos to help drive home concepts. The Studio Projects series offers projects that start fromnothing, just as they do in the studio; these books provide youwith a step-by-step guide to software attributes and tools thatencompass multiple disciplines so that you can create a finished, renderable objectMany games have only a few characters, and multiple levels andenvironments, and hundreds of props-this book focuses on projectsand techniques for creating everything but the characterMaya is the top 3D app for creating console and computer gamessuch as: Rock Band, Gears of War, James Bond: Quantum of Solace, Fallout 3, and Far Cry 2Learn effective Maya studio techniques with this handy, step-by-step, full-color book. Note: CD-ROM/DVD and other supplementary materials arenot included as part of eBook file.

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19 SNL Secrets and Stories From Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, and Others

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Maya Angelou’s Harlem Hopscotch: Official Music Video | Oprah Winfrey Network

The official music video for Dr. Maya Angelou’s “Harlem Hopscotch.” Dr. Angelou’s inspiring song is featured on the newly released album “Caged Bird Songs,” produced by RoccStar and Shawn Rivera of the R&B vocal pop group Az Yet. The song is about encouraging everyone, especially young people to persevere through life despite any obstacles! The game of hopscotch is symbolic of the difficulties of life and the obstacles that some face, whether they be wealthy or poor. The music video was directed by and features choreography from Emmy award-winning duo Tabitha and Napoleon Dumo, a/k/a NappyTabs, best known for their work on the hit television series “So You Think You Can Dance.”

“Harlem Hopscotch” was shot on location in Harlem, New York, and several Los Angeles locations, including the studios at YouTube Space LA, Venice Beach and downtown Los Angeles. The video features appearances by actress and singer Nia Peeples (“Fame”, “Pretty Little Liars”), dancer/choreographer Derek Hough, actor Alfonso Ribeiro, actress/singer Zendaya, dancer/choreographer Ian Eastwood, Quest Crew and dancers from “So You Think You Can Dance” and “America’s Best Dance Crew.”

Dr. Maya Angelou, an iconic American writer, poet, actor, dancer, director, composer, lecturer, civil activist and one of the most renowned and influential voices of our time, worked on this album prior to her death on May 28, 2014. “Caged Bird Songs” is a unique musical collaboration produced by RoccStar and Shawn Rivera, that thoughtfully blends the iconic poet’s words and vocal performances with contemporary hip-hop beats.

Dr. Angelou’s grandson, Colin Johnson, reminisces that music was such a huge part of his grandmother’s life. “She loved everything, from pop to country and, of course, hip-hop. With her dedication to social activism and how she illuminated the struggles and injustices of the urban experience through prose, there’s a direct correlation to hip-hop today. She was really excited about her street-wise commentary being presented in this way.”
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Hidden in a small village of Playa Xcalacoco just outside Playa del Carmen, along the pearlescent sands of the Riviera Maya, Viceroy, formerly The Tides Riviera Maya, is a seaside refuge extending deep into the primitive Maya tropical forest.Viceroy Riviera Maya is ideally located 7 miles (10 kilometers) north of Playa Del Carmen and 40 miles (60 kilometers) south of Cancun.The 41 private villas feature a completely private patio and plunge pool, outdoor shower, high-ceiling thatched-palapa roof echoing the jungle environment, 500-thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets, plush down pillows, and a terrace replete with chaise lounges, hand-carved stone dining table and a handmade crochet hammock. Villa locations range from oceanfront and ocean view to verdant jungle gardens. laundry service, party/wedding coordinator, a “tropical butler” for iced face towels poolside and expeditious changing of damp chaise-lounge covers, and the property’s atypical “dine anywhere, anytime” policy.
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Maya Angelou Memorial Service Attended By Oprah, Bill Clinton, Michelle Obama And More

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. (AP) — Maya Angelou liked to say that people will forget what you said or did in your life, but they will never forget how you made them feel. Former President Bill Clinton, first lady Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey said Saturday they were among the millions touched by Angelou’s wisdom when they needed help to rise.

Family and friends, both famous and anonymous, gathered Saturday to remember one of the 20th century’s most famous black writers. Amid tears, laughter, and gospel singing, they met at Wake Forest University, where she taught for 32 years though she never graduated from college. Dr. Angelou, as she liked to be addressed out of respect for all the honorary degrees she received, died May 28 at age 86. Hers was a remarkable life, linking worlds of civil rights, poetry, acting and teaching — those present recalled at the 2-hour-long tribute.

“We could just all be up here talking about how Maya Angelou represented a big piece of American history. And triumphed over adversity. And proved how dumb racism is,” Clinton said at the private memorial service. “But her great gift in her action-packed life was she was always paying attention. And from the time she starting writing her books and her poetry, what she was basically doing was calling our attention to the things she’d been paying attention to. And she did it with a clarity and power that will wash over people as long as there is a written and spoken language.”

The words of the indomitable woman, who Clinton said seemed to pack five lifetimes into one, changed a little black girl on the south side of Chicago whose Malibu Barbie doll was the standard of female perfection.

“Her voice lifted me right out of my own little head,” Obama told those gathered in the wooden pews of the main campus chapel. A large photo of her husband awarding Angelou the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2011 hung from the campus chapel’s oak wall.

The first lady added, “She told us that our worth has nothing to do with what the world might say. Instead, she said, each of us comes from the Creator trailing wisps of glory. She reminded us that we must each find our own voice, decide our own value, and then announce it to the world with all the pride and joy that is our birthright as members of the human race.”

Tall and majestic, Angelou added heft to her spoken words with a deep and sonorous voice. She once described herself as a poet in love with “the music of language.” She recited the most popular presidential inaugural poem in history, “On the Pulse of Morning,” when Clinton opened his first term in 1993.

Clinton remembered that voice, and how Angelou chose not to speak for five years after she was raped by her mother’s boyfriend as a child.

“She was without a voice for five years and then she developed the greatest voice on the planet. God loaned her His voice,” Clinton said. “She had the voice of God. And he decided he wanted it back.”

Winfrey said the close and constant friend she met before becoming a talk show host could shake her out of bouts of self-doubt. Angelou taught her to look beyond trouble and spot the rainbow in the clouds, Winfrey said.

“Maya Angelou is the greatest woman I have ever known,” Winfrey said, then almost sobbing: “She was my anchor. So it’s hard to describe to you what it means when your anchor shifts.”

Winfrey and Obama, seated next to each other in the chapel’s front row, swayed in unison as Grammy-winning gospel singer Bobby Jones prompted hands to wave and clap. Actor and producer Tyler Perry assisted actress Cicely Tyson and former United Nations Ambassador Andrew Young to the podium before country singer Lee Ann Womack drew cheers with her hit “I Hope You Dance.”

Angelou was born Marguerite Johnson in St. Louis and raised in Stamps, Arkansas, and San Francisco. Her life included writing poetry by age 9, giving birth as a single mother by 17, and becoming San Francisco’s first black streetcar conductor. She also danced at a strip joint, sang on records, acted alongside James Earl Jones and earned a Tony nomination for her work on Broadway. She wrote music and plays, received an Emmy nomination for her acting in the 1970s TV miniseries “Roots” and danced with Alvin Ailey.

Angelou also worked as a coordinator for the Southern Christian Leadership Conference and lived for years in Egypt and Ghana, where she met South African liberation pioneer Nelson Mandela. In 1968, she was helping the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. organize the Poor People’s March in Memphis, Tennessee, where the civil rights leader was slain on Angelou’s 40th birthday.

Her son, Guy Johnson, said Angelou’s last decade was filled with pain — the toll of her career as a professional dancer and respiratory failure. She was bound to a wheelchair and oxygen tanks. Still, she was able to write four more books, had all of her mental faculties, and died quietly in her sleep.

“There is no mourning here,” he said.

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Associated Press Writer Jeffrey Collins contributed to this report from Columbia, South Carolina.
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Fox Station Airs Distasteful Maya Angelou Headline, Triggers Twitter Backlash

A local Fox station may have made an unfortunate slip in its coverage of Maya Angelou’s death.

On Wednesday afternoon, Twitter account @SlowSlowNews posted a screenshot which appears to show Fox 26 — a channel that serves the Houston area — telling viewers that the literary icon was canceling an upcoming appearance.

Way to report on Maya Angelou, Fox 26 Houston

In response to the apparent faux pas, some Twitter users expressed their disdain.

Before her death, Angelou had indeed canceled a scheduled May 30 appearance at the 2014 MLB Beacon Awards Luncheon in Houston. According to an earlier AP report, Angelou said she wouldn’t be able to attend the event due to “health reasons.”

Angelou died at her Winston-Salem, N.C., home Wednesday. She was 86.
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My Maya Angelou

Well, it’s disingenuous to claim Maya Angelou as mine, but don’t we all kinda feel that way? She sat next to me once in first class on an early-morning flight. I can’t tell you where I was going to or coming from — most likely a comedy gig. I really don’t know. All I remember with any clarity is that I was sitting next to Maya Angelou.

I had boarded early and was ensconced in the window seat selfishly hoping the one next to me would remain open. I looked up and saw Her coming down the aisle. At first I thought, “Hmm… she looks familiar.” I think this was my brain’s way of protecting me from taking in all at once the reality of who I was seeing.

Alice Walker? Cicely Tyson? And then… “It’s Her. It’s Maya Angelou!”

I stared — well, I tried not to and failed — as She walked up, stopped at the empty seat next to me, and began sitting down. I’m not schizophrenic, but the voices in my head became a screaming mob:

Stop staring.
I’m not staring.
Yes, you are.
Okay I’m staring.
Well stop it. You’re being creepy.
Am not.
Are too.
Are you gonna say something?
What? No. It’s Maya Angelou!
Exactly! It’s Maya Angelou! You can’t be rude.
But maybe She wants to be left alone.
Just say, “Hi.” Don’t try to sit in Her lap.
Fine.
Fine.
Okay.
Okay.
Well hurry up and say something before it gets weird.

I took a deep breath to get my heart out of my throat and said, “Good morning.”

She said, “Good morning.”

And that simple exchange of pleasantries was all I could handle. That’s right. I get paid to essentially talk for a living and now I couldn’t. I had no words at least none on the outside. On the inside it was the Tower of Babel:

Oh. My. God.
She spoke to me. Did you hear that? She spoke to me!
See, that wasn’t so bad.
I know.
Should I say something else?
Oh for the love of god, no.
Why not?
Because you’ll embarrass us!

And so I sat there quietly reading my book. And by reading I mean staring at type on a page. Don’t ask me what the book was. I have no idea. All I remember is that I was sitting next to Maya Freaking Angelou. How I wish I had been reading And Still I Rise so the voices in my head could’ve debated about asking for Her autograph.

A flight attendant asked Ms. Angelou if She wanted anything to drink. Without missing a beat She said, “I’ll have a vodka and orange juice.”

The voices in my head all said, Well, damn. Is that why the caged bird sings?

And it wasn’t even 10 a.m.

As the flight got underway The Phenomenal Woman took out Her laptop and the voices said: OMG Maya Angelou has a laptop?

Of course She had a laptop. But somehow I thought She crafted Her brilliance with a feather quill and parchment. And then I thought:

Maya Angelou is gonna write a poem right here, right now, while She’s next to me! Is this really happening?

This is happening!

I had to see what She was writing. I just had to. You understand that, don’t you? And so, as nonchalantly as I could (which means not at all), I shifted my position in my seat so I could see Her computer screen from the corner of my left eye. And that’s when I saw that The Maya Angelou was playing solitaire.

You heard me. Solitaire.

And just like that she was transformed into a real person — a human being, My Maya. True, the vodka and orange juice before noon should’ve clued me in, but I’m a slow learner. I eased back into a comfortable position in my seat and the voices were quiet for the rest of the trip.

And now that My Maya has taken her final flight, her seat next to me while vacant will never be empty.

Good night, My Maya. We’ll miss you. Safe travels.
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This featured headband comes with a beautiful black and white damask print bow paired with a sweet baby pink band- Perfectly designed to coordinate with our most popular shoes, your little girl will look absolutely adorable from head to toe- SKU: BBLM054

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