Last week, Jeb Bush Jr., the son of former Florida governor and 2016 presidential super PAC beneficiary Jeb “Jeb!” Bush, told a gathering of New York University College Republicans that Florida Sen. Marco Rubio should, “Like, dude, you know, either drop out or do something.” And that’s exactly how he put it. Conor Skelding of Capital New York has the story:
Jeb Bush Jr. told a group of college students Thursday afternoon that Sen. Marco Rubio should “drop out or do something” rather than miss votes by campaigning for president.
“As a Floridian, I’m a little disappointed, because he’s missing, like, 35 percent of his votes. And it’s just, kind of, like, dude, you know, either drop out or do something, but we’re paying you to do something, it ain’t run for president,” Bush Jr. told about about 70 students at a New York University College Republicans event.
Yes, the son of the presidential aspirant bro-ed down hard on the absent Rubio, and he did not stop there, according to Skelding’s report. “We’re way ahead of Marco’s campaign,” said Jeb Jr., before enumerating all the offices that his dad has “set up” in the Sunshine State (four, in case you were wondering).
The only thing that would make this story better would be live audio of Bush’s kid going off on Marco for being, “Like, so lame, dude” — right? So here you go! Live audio re-enacting how we imagine this historic meeting of Republican bros went down:
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