Tom Cruise: ‘You can’t say no to him’

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John Legend tells US house speaker ‘f*** you’

Singer John Legend has criticised US house speaker Paul Ryan over a Father’s Day video about the politician’s children.
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Khloé Kardashian on What Surprised Her About Being a Mom: ‘You Find This Energy and Patience’

Khloé Kardashian has been a mom to daughter True for just five weeks now, but she’s already learned a lot about being a parent.

While she’s been an aunt to her nieces and nephews for many years, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians reality star, 33, recently revealed that there have been some unexpected surprises about having her own child.

“I’ve always been really patient with children and it’s come in handy now that I’m a mommy. I think what surprises me most is no matter how tired you are, you find this energy and patience for your child,” the new mom shared on her app and website on Tuesday.

“You know that babies are so helpless and they rely on you for everything. So something just takes over and you find the energy to care for this helpless precious baby,” she wrote of her daughter, who was born on April 12.

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As she continues to learn more things about being a mom, Kardashian recently admitted that she’s also learning how to fit in her favorite workouts in between feedings.

“The beginning parts of working out kind of suck because you’re pushing your body so hard, you’re so tired, and you’re trying to get back into your rhythm,” the Good American mogul told fans and followers on Snapchat Monday.

“It’s much more difficult than I think you expect it to be. I’ve been working out for 11 days now, I feel really good, but tired. My body is sore because it’s re-waking itself back up,” she added.

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Kardashian also showed off her postpartum belly by revealing her bare abs in another video as she explained that she still has areas on her body she’s hoping to target.

“Five weeks after baby, feeling good. Muscle memory is a real thing because it’s still under there. Got to tighten it all up. I’ve got to get rid of this part. Just need everything to be solid,” she said while pointing out her backside.

The new mom also emphasized, “Just because I have a baby, doesn’t mean I have to stop doing the things that I love, and I love working out and getting my mind right.”


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Miley Cyrus Explains ‘F**k You’ Tweet About Nude Pic On ‘Jimmy Kimmel’

“I shouldn’t be ashamed,” the singer said.
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Reese Witherspoon Visits Her Walk of Fame Star to Give It a Little Cleaning: ‘Don’t You Let People Walk All Over You’

Reese Witherspoon paid a visit to an old friend on Sunday — and helped her get a little spruced up.

The actress posted a series of hilarious videos to her Instagram Story, documenting her trip to Hollywood’s Walk of Fame to see her own star.

“I’m running a little bit lake for work today but it’s really important,” said Witherspoon in the first clip. “I heard my friend is really close by, so I want to go meet her really quick and I want you guys to meet her too.”

As the 41-year-old approached her star, she told her followers, “This is so exciting guys, here she is!”

She quickly whipped out a tissue, giving her star a little buffing.

“Oh, now you’re looking good, girl,” she joked, adding, “And don’t you let people walk all over you!”

The A Wrinkle in Time actress received the star back in 2010, bringing her daughter Ava Phillippe, now 18, and son Deacon Phillippe, now 14, along for the ceremony.

She also posted an Instagram photo of herself on the Walk of Fame, writing, “When you run into a friend on the street.”

This past week, Witherspoon appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, jokingly competing with the host and fellow guest Oprah Winfrey over their friendships. Though the trivia competition about Winfrey’s life was fierce, DeGeneres was ultimately the winner.


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Three Centuries of Valentines Offer 12,000 Ways to Say ‘I Love You’

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Harvey Weinstein Accusers Rose McGowan, Asia Argento & Annabella Sciorra Meet Up: ‘You Are My Sister and I Love You’

On Saturday, Asia Argento shared a photo from her meet up with fellow Harvey Weinstein accusers Rose McGowan and actress Annabella Sciorra.

“You are my sister and I love you,” Argento wrote alongside a photo of her and McGowan together. “May all your dreams come true. I want this for you. They’re gonna come true @AnnabellSciorra and @Rosemcgowan,” she added.

McGowan shared the same photo on her Instagram account, writing: “Magical moments with @asiaargento & @iamannabellasciorra #WomenRise #Survivors #ROSEARMY.” She also tagged Ronan Farrow in the photo, who has written numerous exposés on Weinstein for The New Yorker.

Anthony Bourdain — who is currently dating Argento — was also present for the meeting and wrote on Twitter that “it was an honor to cook for this meeting of the minds.”

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In October, Argento accused Weinstein of forcibly performing oral sex on her during the late ‘90s.

In a story for The New Yorker written by Farrow, Argento claimed that after reluctantly agreeing to give the producer a massage in his hotel room, he allegedly pulled her skirt up, and forced her legs apart before performing oral sex on her while she repeatedly asked him to stop. Argento said she was “terrified” of Weinstein, adding, “It wouldn’t stop. It was a nightmare.”

In a separate New Yorker exposé — which was also written by Farrow — Sciorra accused Weinstein of allegedly raping her and then claims he tried to perform oral sex on her. McGowan has also accused the movie mogul of rape.

Weinstein is under investigation by police in New York, Los Angeles, Beverly Hills, and the U.K. for sexual assault accusations made against him. He has denied all claims of non-consensual sex.


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‘You Only Live Twice’ Bond girl Karin Dor dies

German actress Karin Dor, who played legendary Bond girl Helga Brandt alongside Sean Connery, has died at the age of 79.
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Celine Dion Loves You. And You. And You.

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‘You Can’t Shop Here’

Men are spending more money on their clothes than ever before, and more men than ever are plus-sized. So why haven’t brands figured out how to create something they actually want to wear?

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If You’ve Got a Spare Chunk of Change, You Too Could Own a Conor McGregor ‘F*ck You’ Suit

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The Brand Behind Conor McGregor’s Brilliant ‘F*ck You’ Suit on How It All Came Together

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Command Z: Laugh and the World Laughs With You. Type ‘Ha,’ Not So Much.

Texting and email have inexorably changed the way we communicate laughter, from a simple LOL and its variations to a mischievous mwahahaha.
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Jay Pharoah Slams SNL over Firing: ‘You Go Where You’re Appreciated’

A version of this article originally appeared on EW.com.

It’s been eight months since Jay Pharoah’s surprise departure from Saturday Night Live, and the comedian is finally opening up about his exit.

In an interview with HOT 97, Pharoah shared his feelings about his role, or lack thereof, on the show where he starred for six seasons.

“You go where you’re appreciated,” he said. “They put people into boxes. Whatever they want you to do, they expect you to do. And I’m fiery too … I’m not a ‘yes n—–.’ That’s not me.”

The comedian acknowledged that he grew frustrated as his fellow cast members told him how they felt his talent wasn’t being used. Arriving at SNL thanks in great part to the viral success of his spot-on impressions of Jay Z and other stars, Pharoah says he felt he was put in an “impression box.”

After years of sitting behind Fred Armisen, the actor was finally able to showcase his most popular impression, when he was promoted to play President Obama in 2013. While the show has seen a surge in viewership and buzz amid Alec Baldwin’s portrayal of President Trump, Pharoah opines that SNL “gave up” on Obama.

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“If you really noticed, for the last year and a half, they didn’t do any Obama sketches,” he said. “I was like, ‘Just let me do my character and we’ll be fine.’ didn’t want to do that.”

Pharoah also discussed in the interview his involvement in adding more black performers and writers to the show. Saying he was almost fired in 2013 for his push to diversify, he took credit for the likes of Leslie Jones and Sasheer Zamata coming onboard. “I am the reason it happened,” he claimed.

Despite his criticism and dismissal, the comedian, who is set to star in Showtime’s White Famous, contends he doesn’t hold any ill will toward the show or boss Lorne Michaels. Impersonating fellow SNL alum Chris Rock, Pharaoh cracked, “I met Lorne Michaels and I ain’t been broke ever since.”


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Here Are 50 Passover Puns To Awkwardly Say ‘I Love You’

What could be more romantic than a rambling declaration of love full of references to the Jewish holiday of Passover?

Brooklyn artist Sam Corbin ― the same performer who brought us post-election lady puns ― is back with a pun-filled video themed for the holiday commemorating the Israelites’ Exodus from Egypt

Staged as an awkward monologue to a lover, Corbin humorously ties the Israelites’ struggle for freedom to a young woman’s inner turmoil over whether or not to say yes to a marriage proposal.

“Asking me to marry you was un-Pharaoh-kay?” she says to her beau, played by actor Roger Miller. “I mean, is it Aaron of a girl who loves a guy and doesn’t know if she wants to Miriam?”

Aaron and Miriam were both siblings of Moses and played important roles in the Exodus story. The Pharaoh, of course, is the main aggressor in the story ― the one responsible for keeping the Israelites as slaves in the first place.

Corbin, who also works as the managing editor of Brooklyn-based blog Brokelyn, packed into the two-and-a-half-minute video a wide range of romantic concerns ― from the difficulty of voicing one’s emotions to the fears many young people face about the future.

In the end, though, love wins out. “I wouldn’t ask you to risk everything for me. B-ris-ket,” Corbin says. “Cause Yehuda heck knows?”

Watch Corbin’s full tongue-twisting video above.

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Pennsylvania Man Allegedly Used Homemade Gun to Kill His Ex-Girlfriend: ‘I Will Forever Hate You’

A Pennsylvania man allegedly became “obsessed” with his ex-girlfriend and fatally shot her last year with a homemade air gun, according to multiple reports.

Josef Raszler, 35, was arrested on Wednesday and charged with criminal homicide in the death of 46-year-old Stephanie Roof, PEOPLE confirms. Roof was found dead in the driveway of her home in Lower Macungie Township, Pennsylvania, on Sept. 13, the Morning Call reports.

Police claim Raszler used part of a metal projectile in the handmade gun to kill Roof more than a year after the mother of four broke off their relationship, according to the paper.

He allegedly used Internet tutorials to make the gun.

Raszler’s attorney was not immediately able to provide a comment to the Morning Call, and it was unclear if Raszler has entered a plea or remained in custody. PEOPLE could not immediately reach his lawyer.

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Raszler and Roof broke up in the summer of 2015, but Raszler “was angry and not accepting of that breakup,” Lehigh County, Pennsylvania, District Attorney Jim Martin alleged to Lehigh Valley Live.

Officials claim Raszler became fixated on Roof and sent her text messages — which she did not respond to — for months after their breakup.

“I swear it will catch up with you. It happens on his time … not ours,” he allegedly wrote in one message, according to Lehigh Valley Live. “I was a perfectly good person just trying to help and now my soul has holes I can’t mend.”

In October 2015, Raszler allegedly texted Roof, “I will forever hate you.”

He lived directly across the street from Roof and the two began dating in January 2015, Lehigh Valley Live reports.

Roof’s oldest daughter, Tricia Vanderford, told WFMZ that waiting seven months for the arrest was “excruciating” because she had long suspected Raszler to be her mother’s killer.

“Every single day to see him be happy,” she said, “knowing a huge part of our happiness has been gone.”


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Beyoncé’s ‘Die With You’ Video Is A Celebration Of Her Love For Jay Z

Attention Beyhive: Beyoncé has just blessed us with a new video for her song “Die with You.” 

The video, which is essentially an ode to Jay Z in honor of the couple’s ninth wedding anniversary, was released Tuesday on Tidal. The video features snippets of home movies and another glimpse at the couple’s wedding. Of course, there are also some adorable shots of the couple’s daughter, Blue Ivy, including one sweet moment where Blue kisses her mom’s growing belly.

(In case you’ve been living under a rock, Bey announced she was pregnant with twins back in February, and we’re expecting the new babies to arrive any day now.)

Bey first debuted “Die with You” with a different home video two years ago, for her seventh wedding anniversary. Along with the new video, the Grammy winner released a new playlist on Tidal, complete with 63 tracks from artists like Michael Jackson, Drake, Curtis Mayfield and Marvin Gaye. 

You can watch the video above or check it out on Tidal. 

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This Is What It’s Like To Say ‘I Love You’ To Your Partner For The First Time

In every couple, one partner will inevitably be the brave soul to say those three magical words first: “I love you.”

Sometimes it’s totally romantic. Other times? Well, not so much. In a new WatchCut video posted to YouTube on Thursday, 10 couples were asked to describe the first time those words were uttered. 

Sometimes, the other partner said it back:

And sometimes they didn’t:

Watch the video, in all of its adorable awkwardness, above. 

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Chris Wallace to Reince Priebus: ‘You Don’t Get to Tell Us What to Do’

President Donald Trump may have left Fox News off his list of media outlets that he called “the enemy of the American people,” but the network’s Chris Wallace certainly did not take kindly to POTUS’ controversial tweet. The “Fox News Sunday” host made that clear during an interview with Trump’s chief of staff Reince Priebus,… Read more »

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The Vamps And Conor Maynard Absolutely Slay This ‘Shape Of You’ Sing-Off

Conor Maynard and The Vamps just got together for the most epic sing-off to Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of You,” and we can’t stop replaying the video. 

Their remix of Sheeran’s hit features lines from all your pop favorites like Shawn Mendes’ “Mercy” and Sia’s “Cheap Thrills.” They even threw in some epic throwbacks like TLC’s “No Scrubs,” Beyoncé’s “Baby Boy,” and Sean Paul’s “Temperature.”

 Witness the epic singing battle and let us know who you think won.

Honestly, we think it’s a tie.

Our favorite part is at 2:19 when Brad Simpson sings Conor Maynard’s “Are You Sure?” and then Maynard reciprocates with The Vamps’ “All Night.”

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Trevor Noah To GOP: Paul Ryan’s ‘Just Not That Into You’

Ever since House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) ended his bid for Speaker, Republicans have been pushing Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) to run instead. Even some of the actual candidates have said they’d drop out to support him.

Ryan has repeatedly insisted he doesn’t want the job, but that hasn’t silenced the rumors. And as “Daily Show” host Trevor Noah said on Tuesday night, it might be time to give it a rest.

“Leave Paul Ryan alone! He’s just not that into you,” Noah said. “At this rate in a few days, you know I feel like Paul Ryan will probably grow a beard and someone will come and be like, ‘Are you running?’ And he’ll answer the door and be like, ‘Paul Ryan? You just missed him. I’m his brother, Paul Brian. Yeah, I don’t know why our names are like that either.”

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Who Said it? Donald Trump or NBA Superstar Lebron James? The Answers Will Not Surprise You.

Presidential candidate and former Comedy Central Roastee Donald Trump has made multiple headlines this year for his repetitive racist and fascist-like remarks. His cartoonish rich-guy cliches have lent themselves to multiple satire articles. Some of them are better than others. What we’re getting at is that it’s harder than we had initially anticipated. Anyways, this is “Who Said It: Donald Trump or Lebron James?” You’ll probably get all of these right. They’re not that hard. Whatever. Here. Content.

“I will build the best wall, the biggest, the strongest, not penetrable, they won’t be crawling over it, like giving it a little jump and they’re over the wall, it will cost us trillions.”

Answer: Donald Trump

Pretty obvious right? Like it would be really weird for Lebron James to take such a radical stance on immigration during his run to 11 NBA All-Star selections. I guess it could feasibly happen, but it would be sort of out of character for him to actively try to appeal to the racist fears of Middle America out of nowhere.

“You know, God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball.”

Answer: Lebron James.

Okay I guess technically Donald Trump could have said this. But realistically, the only time when this quote would make sense coming from him is if someone asked him “Donald, why aren’t you a professional basketball player?” Pretty specific question to ask him, given his reasons of notoriety, you know?

“Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

Answer: Donald Trump

Again, this shouldn’t really blow your mind. Lebron James himself is black, so it would be pretty nuts for him to say he’s super against black guys counting his money. I can’t say that I know he’s not an anti-semite, but I feel like he wouldn’t generalize all jewish people like that. It’d be pretty fucked up if he did. I mean he’s better than that, you know? You should be 3 for 3 right now.

“The Oscars were a great night for Mexico, and why not – they are ripping off the US more than almost any other nation.”

Answer: Lebron James. No just kidding it’s Trump again.

Can you imagine if Lebron James was the same guy, but just really hated Mexicans the same way Trump does? Like, a dominant point forward and NBA champion, but just REALLY fucking cannot stand Mexicans. That’d be so weird. Anyways, yeah, you should have gotten this one right too. Sorry. I wish this quiz could be harder. We just didn’t plan it out very well.

“I love Kobe. I love his competitive nature. I love competing against him. I talked to him before the season just to say it’s great to have him back”

Answer: Lebron James

Are we even fucking trying at this point? Yeah, obviously that’s a Lebron James quote. Okay well, we warned you. Article is over. Whatever. We tried.

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LOOKOUT! Big, Bad Pit Bulls Are Coming For You… With Kisses

AAAAAHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

… if you hate kisses. 

The pitties in the video above are coming for you, armed with slobbering mouths and so much love. So if you’re allergic to snuggling or just downright despise some love from a furry friend, then we recommend you stay far, far away from these blocky-headed love bugs. 

Don’t say we didn’t warn you. 

 

For the second year, The Huffington Post is holding a week-long, community-driven effort to bust the myths and raise awareness about pit bulls, a maligned “breed” that often bears the brunt of dated, discriminatory legislation that can make it near impossible for these dogs to find a forever home. You can follow along with HuffPost Pit Bull Week here, or on social media where we’ll be using the hashtag #PitBullWeek.

 

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LOOKOUT! Big, Bad Pit Bulls Are Coming For You… With Kisses

AAAAAHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

… if you hate kisses. 

The pitties in the video above are coming for you, armed with slobbering mouths and so much love. So if you’re allergic to snuggling or just downright despise some love from a furry friend, then we recommend you stay far, far away from these blocky-headed love bugs. 

Don’t say we didn’t warn you. 

 

For the second year, The Huffington Post is holding a week-long, community-driven effort to bust the myths and raise awareness about pit bulls, a maligned “breed” that often bears the brunt of dated, discriminatory legislation that can make it near impossible for these dogs to find a forever home. You can follow along with HuffPost Pit Bull Week here, or on social media where we’ll be using the hashtag #PitBullWeek.

 

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Hey, Nightlife. It’s Not You. It’s Me.

Dear long nights and irrationally expensive tabs,

“If you love somebody, let them go.”

It’s not you, it’s me. I love my couch too much. I love the way my Blu-ray sparkles in the living room light. I love how I have my very own food court just feet away. Is it heaven? No, it’s my house. So, I guess yes. Yes it is.

I apologize if this has caught you off guard, if this appears to be a shock, I know we have had a solid relationship over the years – that one time after prom, those moments in college, the times when I’ve attempted to be social as an adult. Really, you’ve been great. More than great, in fact. You’ve taught me how to stay calm in tense situations. You’ve taught me how to conquer uncomfortable situations. You’ve taught me how to deal with inconsiderate houseguests. You’ve taught me that it is possible to spend that much money on Taco Bell. But I feel as if we’re growing apart, I feel as if you’re not invested in our relationship – that you’re not meeting me half way.

I don’t want to make this a big deal…On a scale of sleeping through an alarm to the possibility of Donald Trump being president, it’s probably a ‘the waiter got my order wrong at a restaurant’ type of thing. I just feel like honesty is the best way to go. So, here it is.

My issue starts even before “going out.” Pregaming is stressful (but necessary). I have to make a playlist? Then get judged on every song? No thanks. Oh, you’re bringing a +1? This isn’t an effing wedding. I don’t want to meet any new people.

Fast forward…looks like the pregame is over, please leave everything for me to clean up in the morning, I love that and it gives my life meaning! Now go have fun while I stay and lock up. And there’s more. Then the night actually begins. OK not so fast – one of your friends has to stay back with your other friend who is crying for some stupid reason.

Continuing on.

I’m sick of the long lines. I mean, what the f*ck? I don’t want to feel like I’m at Disney World every time I want to buy a drink. Also, what’s up with making me run into people from my past who I clearly don’t want to see? It’s like A Christmas Carol but with my exes. I HATE that. I mean, I reallllyy hate that.

And the small talk? God-awful. How can I concentrate on singing along to Ed Sheeran when I have to pretend like I care about what others are saying?

What twisted soul came up with the idea of a bar anyways? “Do you like strangers? Do you like standing awkwardly close to those strangers? And also paying money for things? And spending half the night deciding how to split the cab fare? Great! You’re going to love it here.”

That’s why I found a new, cool, progressive bar. It’s called my house. Everything is free, you are encouraged to wear sweatpants, only people I like are allowed in, there are unlimited movies, there’s a dog somewhere, you won’t lose your wallet every. frickin. night, and there are (literally) tubs of ice cream. Did I mention there is a cute dog that runs around? Oh, and beds are within walking distance, so you can get your steps in. Did I just change the party scene forever? You’re welcome.

What I’m trying to say is that there’s still hope for us, but if you want to make this work I’m going to need to see some effort. The least you could do is play some good music, not that top 40 B.S. Regardless of what happens we should totally stay friends, though. Ya know?

With sincerity (and in sweatpants),
Someone who is over “it”

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Carter’s Girls 3 Piece ‘Love You’ Set with 2 Bodysuits and Polka Dot Pants with Seahorse Turn Me Around Applique

Carter’s Girls 3 Piece ‘Love You’ Set with 2 Bodysuits and Polka Dot Pants with Seahorse Turn Me Around Applique


Your baby girl will be so cute and so comfy in this adorable turn-me-around seahorse set by Carter’s. Set includes 2 short sleeve bodysuits featuring Love You screen print and a short sleeve bodysuit with kissing seahorse applique embroidery, and precious dot pant with turn-me-around seahorse applique on the bottom. 100% Cotton. Imported. Carter’s is the leading brand of children’s clothing in the United States today. Based on the belief that childhood is a celebration, Carter’s brands are all about creating products for children that are distinguished by quality and creative art and color. They are proud to provide trusted products and services. Making solutions for real life and keeping life simple for customers is what really matters. Carter’s is known to provide trusted products that are super comfy, easy care, adorable and don’t break the bank.

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